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April 20, 2027
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent starts correcting your syntax in real time.
Week 8
Your code editor starts suggesting entire functions, not just words.
Month 4
A script generates your final assignments based on prompts.
Month 5
The AI learns to debug your logic without your input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The need for human entry-level coding is officially archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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