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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining to be a code-monkey before the machines delete the zoo.
Compiling syntax errors one Jira ticket at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning junior logic into production-ready deployments.
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refactors spaghetti code into perfect abstractions
You write syntax for tickets, fix minor bugs, and sit through endless stand-ups waiting for a merge.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers which undocumented legacy file holds the production database schema.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE suggests entire functions before you finish typing a thought.
Month 4
Bots begin assigning tasks directly to the deployment pipeline instead of you.
Month 8
The system automatically fixes the broken tests you were meant to debug.
Month 12
Reviewing human-written code is identified as a bottleneck in the delivery chain.
Month 14 · D-Day
Deployment of the final model makes the junior role logically redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
3 days
Average PR review wait time
12 percent
Ticket completion efficiency
1 to 5
Code-to-coffee ratio
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic stack-overflow clone.
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