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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining to be replaced by the code you currently write.
Junior architect managing ten people with very high anxiety.
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You learn to architect systems and manage a team of ten through endless meetings and code reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to a frustrated stakeholder.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE starts suggesting better architecture than you can conceive.
Month 4
Smart agents now open, review, and merge your daily commits.
Month 8
Management tasks move to an agent that optimizes team schedules.
Month 12
Vision models map out your entire architecture in one click.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to log off and stop pretending to manage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Code reviews ignored
400 weekly
Jira tickets created
Critical high
Apprentice stress levels
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