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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell solutions to problems the client is too lazy to fix.
Professional slide deck artist and architecture enthusiast
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generates infinite slides for zero output
You build complex software architectures and advise on technical roadmaps. You charge clients hourly for your expert opinions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely blame the previous consultant for why the codebase is a nightmare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI scrapers read all internal documentation to map the entire architecture.
Month 4
Generative models create project update decks without human intervention or effort.
Month 9
Algorithmic forecasting replaces your optimistic project delivery timeline estimates.
Month 15
Voice agents attend all status meetings and generate actionable task lists.
Month 21 · D-Day
Client software maintenance is handled by self-healing code models forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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Confidence in architecture
4%
Actual coding time
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