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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou bill by the hour to build things your code destroys.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Smart suggestions turn your coding into a review-only exercise.
Week 6
Neural nets write better unit tests than your manual labor.
Month 3
An agent pulls tickets and pushes code without asking you.
Month 5
Code is validated by static analysis bots and production feedback loops.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software manages its own updates.
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Bugs introduced per commit
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