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May 25, 2028
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Management by pure algorithm.
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terminates redundant projects via email blast
You manage engineering teams and architecture. You spend your days unblocking developers and debating cloud spending in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the mood in a room when the sprint is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent pulls business goals and builds your roadmap instead.
Month 4
A script constantly audits your AWS spend and deletes excess instances.
Month 9
Sentiment analysis of commit logs replaces your tedious manual review process.
Month 14
A vision model validates new code against your design documents automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and directs developers without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
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Meetings attended
99 percent
Code reviews skipped
zero
Engineers unblocked
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