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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist mainly to attend meetings that could have been commits.
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autocorrects legacy codebases into modern frameworks
You manage team velocity, resolve architectural disputes, and review pull requests while chasing elusive sprint goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why the build is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI parsers ingest all Jira tickets to report project health.
Month 5
Smart agents identify linting and logical errors before humans arrive.
Month 13
Deep learning models propose the optimal microservice structure for builds.
Month 20
Neural networks resolve team disputes by referencing past commit history.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and sets all team capacity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
4.2 hours
Average sync meeting duration
65 percent
Time spent unblocking juniors
High
Velocity deviation
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