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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging code monkeys is just managing monkeys until the code learns.
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Management without the human feelings.
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automates performance reviews using git logs
You spend days in endless status meetings, reviewing pull requests, and shielding developers from upper management’s shifting priorities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly which developer is about to quit over a bad merge request.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI gathers progress directly from tickets, ending your daily stand-ups forever.
Month 5
Vision models flag style issues faster than you ever could.
Month 11
Algorithms assign tasks based on code churn and developer velocity.
Month 18
Smart bots handle team negotiations without the messy emotional baggage.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full command and you are finally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
48 minutes
Average sync meeting length
12,400 per unit
Jira tickets closed
0.04 percent
Human empathy remaining
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A one-year license to our legacy monitoring dashboard.
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