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December 5, 2029
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You lecture on algorithms and manage research lab funding. We will automate the curriculum and the grant writing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student who has absolutely no idea what they want.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Chatbots handle all syntax questions with zero patience.
Month 6
Vision models scan student code for errors instantly.
Month 15
The machine generates infinite persuasive grant proposals autonomously.
Year 2.1
System refreshes syllabus to match market needs automatically.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Lectures transition to high-fidelity AI-generated holographic content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 percent
Average student confusion rate
14 days
Grading latency
low
Annual grant success
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty chalkboards and regret.
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