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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour startup exists to build the thing that replaces you.
Full-stack architect with a penchant for ticket scaling.
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You write ticket-selling code and manage developers. You are currently building a marketplace for local event ticketing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the legacy database locking logic exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE starts suggesting better logic than your entire team.
Month 5
Software automatically assigns and validates every task in your Jira.
Month 10
System detects and patches its own scaling bottlenecks during traffic spikes.
Month 15
The AI monitors market trends and pivots the features by itself.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after the model writes your successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
400 weekly
Code reviews ignored
Daily
Pivot frequency
0 so far
Tickets processed
Your severance
Three months of AWS credits and a firm handshake.
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