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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently paying tuition to build your own replacement.
Studying late nights, debugging for the machine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Degree not required for optimal output.
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refactors your entire repo in one click
You spend all night writing code that LLMs generate in seconds. Soon you will just be a prompt engineer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart IDE plugins begin finishing your code before you type it.
Week 10
Robots write and pass all your unit tests autonomously.
Month 4
You stop writing code and start describing features to software agents.
Month 5
The entire codebase is generated and deployed by cloud agents.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your student status expires and the industry no longer needs humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
Zero
Git commit sanity
100 percent
Stack Overflow dependency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud hosting debt.
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