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Will AI replace Software Equity Analyst jobs? · Latest report #bxmrxqgs
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour financial models are just expensive spreadsheets waiting for a database upgrade.
Professional fortune teller using CAGR as a crystal ball.
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no no noyou▸ QUANTPREDICT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests sentiment from private internal communications
You spend all day scrubbing earnings transcripts and building discounted cash flow models for tech stocks. You live in Excel and obsess over SaaS churn metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in a CEO's voice during a bad earnings call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scraping tools pull every SEC filing into a central cloud.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies patterns in your spreadsheets that actually correlate with returns.
Month 8
Natural language processors extract tone and substance from every earnings call.
Month 13
The software begins auto-generating buy and sell recommendations for your review.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability and the firm fires the research department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45000
Spreadsheet rows processed per second
12 percent
Human error rate in DCF models
10000 words/sec
Transcript reading speed
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