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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a translator between messy human desires and clean code.
Full-stack (mostly struggling with CSS, secretly hates Docker).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features while you sleep through standups.
help!youAI▸ CODEFORGE AGENT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your legacy codebase overnight
You write front-end interfaces, manage server-side logic, and struggle with database schemas that never quite fit the requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-assisted tools start cleaning your code style before you push.
Month 4
Smart agents build your CRUD interfaces from simple text prompts.
Month 10
Vision models flag database conflicts before you even write code.
Month 15
Self-healing pipelines fix integration errors without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system writes and maintains the entire stack autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4 cups/day
Average caffeine intake
12 weekly
Meetings about features
85 percent
Code reviews ignored
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legacy code repository.
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