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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bridge the gap between clients and code by talking in circles.
Professional translator of nonsense into Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague whim into perfect code specs.
shred.you▸ SPECWRITER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
interprets ambiguous client feedback instantly
You interpret client requirements into functional specs. You then babysit developers until they build what you promised.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget and requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent parses your emails to document business requirements automatically.
Month 4
Smart models output ready-to-code tickets without human interpretation.
Month 8
Code agents run validation tests instead of user workshops.
Month 13
Software platforms now manage task progress directly with engineers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client talks directly to the machine and gets better results.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
92%
Meetings ending in confusion
84%
Specs ignored by engineers
6 hours
Time spent writing email
Your severance
A one-year license to our legacy archive simulator.
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