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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCode deployment moves at the speed of a startled mountain goat.
Full-stack dev by day, wool-stack wrangler by night.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total dominance over biological and binary herds.
squeeze.youAI▸ SHEEPDRIVE AI V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects unruly packets with ultrasonic whistles
You write complex software loops and manage livestock across rugged terrain. Both are just herding unruly, chaotic entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still chase a stubborn ewe down a cliff when the GPS fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors attach to every sheep and server for real-time tracking.
Month 5
Drones guide the flock while AI optimizes your code deployment.
Month 15
Peripheral vision-guided arms handle physical sorting and server rack swaps.
Year 2.2
The machine rewrites your bloated codebase into perfect, minimal logic.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your role is officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 per day
Average code commits
4 per year
Sheep lost to hills
12 hours daily
Time spent debugging
Your severance
One robotic dog and a lifetime of wool socks.
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