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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend all day explaining simple software to people who hate you.
Professional translator between 'IT says no' and 'I want'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping workflows without the human chatter.
split.youAI▸ SYNCAGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user acceptance testing via neural simulation
You map client workflows to software features and drag them through painful UAT cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their current business process.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart models ingest your old spreadsheets to define field relationships.
Month 5
Synthetic users test every button so you do not have to.
Month 10
A web interface guides clients through setup without your input.
Month 16
API middleware self-corrects mapping errors during live production cutovers.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes its own implementation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78 percent
Average client confusion
4000 plus
UAT tickets ignored
1200 annually
Hours spent on Zoom
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you hated implementing.
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