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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou explain the software to people who are just waiting for lunch.
Road warrior carrying a laptop and broken dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Onboarding without the airport security line.
toast.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-TRAIN-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect video holograms into your office
You travel to dealerships to teach staff how to use clunky CRM and inventory management tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a dealership manager is about to ignore your entire presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive walk-through guides replace your long, boring PDFs.
Month 6
Smart agents track feature adoption directly within the software.
Month 12
Adaptive avatars teach staff without the need for travel.
Month 15
Self-healing network scripts fix the errors you used to fix.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the training portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
40000 yearly
Average lost hotel points
4.2
Coffee cups per session
12%
Percentage of staff listening
Your severance
One free carry-on bag and a lifetime of boredom.
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