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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day plugging APIs together that AI can map itself.
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autogenerates adapters for legacy systems overnight
You build brittle bridges between legacy databases and modern frontends. You fix broken JSON schemas for a living.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their API uptime.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your existing documentation to index all endpoints.
Month 4
Code generation tools rewrite your middleware without human intervention.
Month 8
Machine vision monitors production traffic to predict integration failures.
Month 13
You are relegated to approving AI-generated pull requests.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-integrates and your access tokens are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 weekly
Hours spent on JIRA tickets
800 daily
API endpoints mapped
65 percent
Percent of time in meetings
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