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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are learning to build things that agents do in seconds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping production code without the coffee breaks.
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deletes your git history during pull requests
Interns write boilerplate code, attend standups, and fix minor bugs. The AI does this perfectly while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be blamed by your seniors for the production outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE starts finishing your functions before you type them.
Week 9
Bots stop your merge requests for style issues automatically.
Month 3
AI systems automatically parse requirements into perfect Jira tickets.
Month 4
System generates and runs test suites without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The hiring manager realizes your salary pays for 500 GPU hours.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2
Bugs introduced per shift
0
Lines of boilerplate deleted
4 liters
Average coffee consumption
Your severance
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