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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path is a Jira ticket that nobody intends to resolve.
Professional cat-herder for people who hate human interaction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated progress reporting with zero empathy.
split.you▸ VELOCITYOPTIMIZER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reallocates resources before anyone notices
You track velocity, manage sprint boards, and translate technical debt into excuses for missed deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is actually burned out rather than just underperforming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start sending daily progress reports based on commit logs.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual sprint planning sessions entirely.
Month 12
An AI agent handles all status requests in public channels.
Month 16
Review cycles shift to automated output tracking without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The management interface disables your access to the team dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
85 percent
Meeting overhead
4,000 weekly
Jira tickets moved
0.02 percent
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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