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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 30, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour manual test suite is just a slow, expensive random number generator.
Professional breaker of things, defender of the patient's heart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Validating life-support logic, zero human errors allowed.
split.you▸ CERTI-BOT PROTOCOL ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full regulatory compliance documentation overnight
You manually execute validation protocols on life-critical software, documenting every pass or fail to appease regulators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a UI flow feels wrong to a terrified patient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting agents record your manual clicks to build basic playback suites.
Month 4
Background services run headless tests against every single commit made.
Month 10
Vision models screenshot results to fill your traceability matrices automatically.
Month 15
Direct API feeds send compliance logs straight to certifying bodies.
Month 21 · D-Day
The AI runs the entire validation suite without a human observer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Weeks of boredom
Manual regression time
4.2 percent
Bug escape probability
Too much
Coffee consumed per build
Your severance
A lifetime supply of jittery, unbranded coffee beans.
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