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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsWatching users click 'I agree' is not a career path.
Professional guide for users who refuse to read prompts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless setup for the confused masses.
split.youAI▸ ONBOARDER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized follow-ups that people actually open
You guide new users through product tours and resolve their setup confusion. You explain basic features to the lost.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of a user who is lying about reading documentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Adaptive pop-ups replace your basic product walkthrough tutorials.
Month 4
AI-driven guides watch user clicks and highlight the correct buttons.
Month 8
Automated agents resolve setup issues without human intervention.
Month 12
The system configures itself based on user behaviour profiles.
Month 13 · D-Day
The onboarding desk is powered down as software becomes fully self-explanatory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 minutes
Average time to user frustration
98 percent
Tours skipped by users
60,000 hourly
Setup emails ignored
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to our competitor.
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