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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou buy software for people who will ignore it for months.
Professional gatekeeper of unusable enterprise dashboards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vendor vetting without the small talk.
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deletes your entire vendor inbox instantly
You spend days vetting vendors and negotiating license terms. Then you sign contracts that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a salesperson is lying about their product roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots read your vendor emails to extract pricing data.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically check compliance against security databases.
Month 8
Software highlights unfavorable clauses faster than your human eyes.
Month 12
Renewal notices are sent and accepted by machine agents.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and a script handles all procurement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
482
Average vendor emails ignored
78%
Time spent in meetings
12,900
Unread SaaS license agreements
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to software you already purchased.
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