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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Software Procurement Manager jobs? · Latest report #v4uuxccq
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human wall between us and cheaper licenses.
Professional gatekeeper of cloud subscriptions and EULA misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the bottom line, one contract at a time.
no no noyouAI▸ VENDORBOT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
voids your entire contract ecosystem instantly
You negotiate endless software contracts and track license renewals across massive, bloated corporate tech stacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a vendor about having a better offer from their rival.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your current license spend and contract expiration dates.
Month 4
Bots send renewal offers directly to vendor portals without your input.
Month 8
Vision models flag unfavorable legal clauses in new software agreements.
Month 12
Approval workflows are moved to direct machine-to-machine financial verification.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all renewals autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
24%
Annual contract value saved
0.02 seconds
Negotiation response time
0%
Human emotional attachment
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just bought.
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