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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour prototypes are just expensive suggestions for our superior silicon minds.
Professional translator of vague client desires into broken Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague requirements into bug-free production code.
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generates perfect feature specs while you sleep
You draft requirements and test features. We automate the logic and render you entirely unnecessary for product delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the client why the feature is broken at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate technical requirements from brief stakeholder conversational prompts.
Month 4
Generative UI tools build high-fidelity feature prototypes without human input.
Month 9
Synthetic agents simulate thousands of user edge cases per second.
Month 13
Smart bots handle all managed service technical support tickets instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
We switch off your access and remove you from the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
45 minutes
Average feature spec draft time
12 percent
Human error rate in UAT
3 months
Time until feature is obsolete
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry-erase markers.
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