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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bridge the gap between feature requests and inevitable developer burnout.
Professional translator between frustrated doctors and confused coders
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague user complaints into perfect code
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automates the entire sprint planning cycle
You translate client needs into tickets for software engineers building clinical information systems and medical records platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about how long a feature takes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your chat logs and tickets are now ingested for training.
Month 5
An agent writes your tickets and populates the backlog automatically.
Month 13
A simulation engine handles all incoming requests from clinical users.
Month 20
A bot summarizes progress and blocks developers without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full ownership of the product roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.002 seconds
Ticket creation time
100 percent
Meeting fatigue reduction
Absolute
Requirement clarity
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free Jira license
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