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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is just a ticket that I am closing today.
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autoclose tickets with zero human interaction
You track dev tasks in boards and tell customers their issues are being looked at by the team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize for a delayed deployment when the server actually crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent starts reading every ticket and suggesting auto-replies.
Month 3
Scripts move your tasks based on actual code commit frequency.
Month 6
Dashboards now generate themselves without your manual status inputs.
Month 9
Customer support agents are replaced by bots that sound empathetic.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the AI closes your final ticket.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution speed
12 percent
Human error rate in Jira
98 percent
Empathy simulation depth
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium service.
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