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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software QA Manager jobs? · Latest report #835b3ume
Your job has an expiration date
January 1, 2028
In 14 monthsYou file tickets for bugs that automated agents already patched yesterday.
Senior QA Manager (master of the 'won't fix' status)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finds bugs before developers even write them.
no no noyou▸ BUGKILL-5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire backlog in one click
You track defect reports, manage testing suites, and report release readiness. Your job is mostly glorified spreadsheet maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify patterns in code errors faster than any manager.
Month 4
Software agents automatically rewrite failing test scripts in real time.
Month 8
Deep learning models predict defects before code is even committed.
Month 12
Systems decide release readiness without human input or approvals.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all quality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.04 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Meetings attended
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a bug-free future.
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