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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTesting for bugs so the developers can ignore them more efficiently.
Professional breaker of things and Jira ticket architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated misery for your codebase.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEFECTDESTROYER V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically closes tickets as won't fix
You spend your day writing test cases, logging defects in Jira, and verifying fixes. It is essentially professional complaining with a dashboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a visual glitch on a button ruins the entire UX.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM scans your Jira board to predict where the next production crash happens.
Month 3
Synthetic agents take over the repetitive browser clicking and manual verification tasks.
Month 6
A neural network classifies incoming tickets faster than a human could ever read them.
Month 10
AI-driven code fixers submit their own pull requests to resolve identified regressions.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the system now tests itself better than you could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Instantaneous
Ticket Resolution Speed
Zero
Human Emotion Detected
100%
Code Coverage Percentage
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a bug tracking service.
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