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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsSolving technical debt by eventually becoming it yourself.
Senior R&D engineer, currently fighting legacy dependencies.
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refactors entire codebases without documentation
Writes experimental code to solve complex problems and maintains R&D architecture.
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You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and flag inefficient code patterns automatically.
Month 4
Models generate perfect technical documentation from your spaghetti code.
Month 8
Algorithms rewrite legacy modules into performant, clean architecture.
Month 12
Systems simulate millions of R&D iterations per second.
Month 16 · D-Day
The machine fully assumes control of all research output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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