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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified janitor for hallucinating LLM code blocks.
The human designated to clean up silicon-based messes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Sensors identify the exact line of code causing system latency.
Week 5
Machine vision maps the entire repository to predict failure points.
Month 3
Upgraded LLM agents rewrite their own code to avoid past errors.
Month 5
Robotic push-to-production pipelines bypass the need for human approval.
Month 6 · D-Day
The repository is purged of all human-written maintenance scripts.
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