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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are basically a high-latency USB cable for human bad ideas.
Human interface layer between tech-illiterate ego and compiler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning incoherent rambling into clean production code.
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filters business jargon into actual syntax
You listen to non-technical stakeholders describe impossible features and manually convert them into functional code stubs. You turn whiteboard scribbles into actual git commits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when the client is lying about their budget by their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Voice recognition sensors begin recording every meeting to identify repetitive non-technical buzzwords.
Week 6
High-res cameras mount to the boardroom ceiling to digitize hand-drawn sketches in real-time.
Month 3
AI models learn to ask clarifying questions during the meeting so the human stops guessing.
Month 4
The system pushes code directly to the repository without needing a human to interpret sketches.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human is formally thanked for their service as the room locks and wipes the board.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2.4 liters
Whiteboard ink per month
14
Requirement misinterpretations daily
88 percent
Time spent nodding politely
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a whiteboard marker recycling program.
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