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Will AI replace Software Research Engineer jobs? · Latest report #z39x4cfc
Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour academic citations are just training data for our next update.
PhD candidate currently over-engineering a simple sorting algorithm.
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You spend years building prototypes and writing papers that no one reads. Soon, agents will do it.
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You are actually able to explain why your code works when it defies logic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents index your repo and document your messy spaghetti code.
Week 12
AI models generate academic papers based on existing datasets automatically.
Month 6
Automated agents manage compute clusters without needing your manual oversight.
Month 9
Algorithms automatically submit and respond to peer reviews instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your research role is fully automated by a self-optimising logic core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Papers written
High
Human error rate
Critical
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own discarded thesis draft.
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