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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsSolving logic puzzles while the compiler silently does the heavy lifting.
Senior researcher (mostly LaTeX, occasionally debugging the universe).
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Automated discovery of your own technical debt.
oof.youAI▸ LOGICPROOF 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies complex software proofs in nanoseconds
You study program analysis and software testing patterns. You write papers that explain why code might eventually crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle human error behind a non-deterministic race condition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Large language models generate your methodology sections instantly.
Week 5
Analysis bots ingest all projects to find vulnerabilities solo.
Week 11
Algorithms grade your research papers before they reach journals.
Month 4
Formal solvers prove software correctness without any human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
All research output is now generated by self-correcting neural networks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4
Papers written annually
2 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
120
Hours spent on formatting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct PDF repository.
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