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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou check code for errors while creating bugs by checking code.
Professional worrier with a knack for regex and dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Checking safety faster than you can blink.
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are even written
Analysing software logic to prevent critical failures. Writing test cases and documenting safety compliance protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a specific line of legacy code is actively lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify syntax errors before you even click commit.
Month 5
Pattern matching engines flag non-compliant logic blocks automatically.
Month 10
Code synthesis tools write your edge-case tests in milliseconds.
Month 16
Language models generate all compliance reports from raw logs.
Year 2 · D-Day
A self-correcting kernel replaces the human safety audit process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12
Code reviews per day
5 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
4000
Compliance reports ignored
Your severance
A PDF copy of the manual you just wrote.
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