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Will AI replace Software Sales Development Rep jobs? · Latest report #k9mxh9bh
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human search filter for a better cold-email script.
Professional stalker of LinkedIn prospects and email template abuser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT NEURAL 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 personalized rejection emails per minute
You hunt leads on LinkedIn and send aggressive cold emails. Then you try to book meetings for account managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a prospect is actually lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes better cold emails that actually sound like real people.
Month 4
Bots scrape profiles and identify pain points faster than your brain.
Month 8
AI talks to their calendar bot and locks in the demo.
Month 12
The machine updates the database without needing you to type.
Month 14 · D-Day
The Sales Development Rep role is officially deleted from the company.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
2000
Emails per day
99%
Human error rate
Extreme
Tone deafness
Your severance
One free trial of the software you couldn't sell.
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