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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human wrapper for a demo link.
Professional over-promiser of Q4 software roadmaps
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing enterprise deals without the ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AI PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates contract signature via neural link
You chase leads and demo software to enterprise clients. You hunt for budget and close complex software deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into an agentic sales engine.
Month 4
Smart agents send emails that sound exactly like your cadence.
Month 8
A video model generates custom demos without human intervention.
Month 13
Bots handle price haggling by dynamically adjusting contract terms.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system closes the deal while you are still sleeping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 gallons
Coffee consumption per deal
17%
Percentage of lies in pitch
60% of week
Time spent in useless CRM
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic fruit basket.
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