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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary products to people who already hate your emails.
Expert in turning silence into awkward calendar invites.
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You manage pipelines and coerce prospects into signing contracts. You spend your life on Zoom and LinkedIn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending personalized messages that humans find strangely persuasive.
Month 5
Smart software identifies perfect leads without your manual spreadsheet scraping.
Month 10
Synthetic avatars run your product demos with zero human stuttering.
Month 15
Automated agents handle contract redlines and pricing tiers automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human sales presence is removed to improve quarterly profit margins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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100 percent
Cold calls avoided
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