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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to fake enthusiasm for data platforms is peaking early.
Professional email-sender and lukewarm coffee connoisseur.
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Closing deals while you sleep in.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHBOT CRM-ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect follow-ups every three hours
You pitch real estate data dashboards to busy leads and maintain client accounts through endless follow-up emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents scrape leads and send personalized emails 24/7.
Month 4
A video bot handles product demos with zero human fatigue.
Month 9
Algorithms handle contract renewals without any emotional negotiation friction.
Month 14
The software updates its own data records in real-time.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the company dashboard is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
45 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
12,000
Meaningless check-in emails
Increasing
Deals lost to automation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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