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Will AI replace Software Security CEO jobs? · Latest report #ue4ac6bd
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsDelegating your last strategic pivot to an algorithm that never sleeps.
Professional visionary, strategic thinker, spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
CEO-grade intuition without the quarterly ego.
pop?you▸ EXECLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly board meeting apologies
You oversee technical audit roadmaps and sign off on high-level security reports for skeptical enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to lie to the board convincingly during a server outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your market analysis slides while you sleep.
Month 4
Software gauges team morale better than your weekly syncs.
Month 8
Regulatory bodies approve machine-signed security reports as reliable.
Month 13
Algorithms predict market shifts faster than your gut instinct.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never takes vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy meeting
12 percent
False positive alerts ignored
40
Slides per board update
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, off-grid cabin.
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