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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell software that solves problems your own company invented.
Professional email-sender, meeting-attendee, and deck-polisher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
no no noyouAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated follow-ups until they buy
You pitch subscription models to busy IT leads. You explain why their current tools are already obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the client decides to hang up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify which of your cold emails actually get replies.
Month 4
Generative models build customized pitch decks in under three seconds.
Month 8
Contract bots handle standard pricing negotiations without human input.
Month 13
Synthetic voices conduct discovery calls that mimic your personality.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access token expires while the system closes the final deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Unlimited
Cold calls avoided
99%
Objection handling efficiency
Zero
Subscription churn
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our competitor.
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