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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive wrapper for an API call.
Solo developer with a dream and a broken CRM.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only founder that never sleeps.
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You write code, send cold emails to strangers, and sit in sales meetings hoping for a check.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough conviction to secure bridge funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI agents scrape the web and send personalized cold emails.
Month 4
LLMs write and deploy features faster than your fingers type.
Month 8
Digital avatars run meetings and close deals without stuttering.
Month 13
Algorithms analyze your market and pivot your product autonomously.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs better without your fragile human ego.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
0.1 percent
Cold call conversion
too many
Hours spent venting
ninety percent
Code written by AI
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant coffee and anxiety.
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