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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour keyboard is just a very slow interface for our API.
Professional copy-paster of 'have you tried restarting it'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
nom.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with hyper-accurate gaslighting
You read incoming user tickets and copy-paste canned responses or escalate to engineers. The cycle never ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer starts lying about clearing their browser cache.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI suggests the best canned response for every incoming ticket.
Week 6
Routine inquiries are resolved automatically without you ever seeing them.
Week 11
The system reads user log files faster than you can open them.
Month 4
Bots now determine which issues actually deserve an engineer's attention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The last ticket is solved by a machine and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.003 seconds
Average response latency
Too much
Coffee consumed
99.9%
Template usage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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