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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #23yqzhww
Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour keyboard shortcuts are being remapped to a permanent logout button.
Professional translator of error logs to human frustration.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user breathes.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic boilerplate responses
You spend your day parsing ticket logs and explaining to users why their configuration is actually broken.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a user is lying about their environment setup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
The AI begins reading your ticket backlog to learn patterns.
Week 13
Your ticket responses are replaced by AI-suggested templates.
Month 6
Sensors identify broken user settings and repair them instantly.
Month 9
Customer voice requests are routed to synthetic voice agents.
Month 13 · D-Day
The support dashboard deletes your login and starts full automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.04 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99 percent
Empathy simulation level
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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