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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou fix bad code by apologizing to people until they quit.
Professional translator of error messages into polite lies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated gaslighting for your legacy interface.
toast.youAI▸ BUGEATER AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends auto-replies for every critical error
You triage tickets, explain why the software crashed, and document bugs that developers will never actually fix.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a user is about to throw their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts user frustration and replies with empty reassurances.
Month 3
Vision models identify the broken screen flow instantly.
Month 6
Scripts run database repairs before the dentist notices corruption.
Month 10
The software rewrites its own broken logic in real-time.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes control and ignores all future tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9% faster
apology efficiency
infinite
ticket closure rate
immediate silence
bug acknowledgment
Your severance
a manual on how to talk to real humans
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