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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving tickets to 'done' is not a personality trait.
Master of ceremonies for the daily stand-up circus.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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reallocates resources based on mood metrics
You spend your day managing Jira backlogs and sitting in endless progress update meetings. Your code is mostly reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a developer is lying about technical debt during a grooming session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically cancels your unnecessary weekly sync meetings.
Month 4
Smart algorithms assign and move Jira tickets without your input.
Month 8
An automated system checks style and logic faster than you.
Month 13
AI handles your one-on-ones by monitoring developer typing speeds.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled; you are officially a redundant manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 minutes
Average sync time
44 percent
Ticket drift rate
800 weekly
Jira ticket volume
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud credit.
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