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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Software Trainer jobs? · Latest report #abyumg9r
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach people to click buttons that should have been intuitive.
Professional screen-share-er and travel-exhausted educator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why train humans when software updates itself?
ow.youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 3000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward questions
You explain enterprise software interfaces to staff over video calls and onsite visits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a room of property managers has stopped listening to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Pop-up UI tooltips replace your opening slides for basic navigation.
Month 4
AI creates custom training videos based on real-time screen usage.
Month 7
A chatbot handles all basic 'how to' questions in real-time.
Month 11
VR headsets replace your physical presence for site training.
Month 14 · D-Day
Software updates are now self-teaching, making your role officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Confused clicks avoided
Infinite
Tired Zoom smiles
4 cups
Onsite coffee intake
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital wilderness retreat.
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