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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach people to use software that will soon replace you.
Internal software evangelist and full-time Salesforce firefighter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Training humans without the human element.
help!youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user setup and resolution flows
You onboard users to internal platforms and manage their technical tickets. You are the bridge between bad code and frustrated employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a trainee is lying about having actually read the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Video agents replace your live training sessions for new designers.
Month 4
Scripts take over the database building tasks you currently perform.
Month 7
Natural language processing routes tickets directly to developers.
Month 10
Real-time error correction removes the need for your follow-ups.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12 milliseconds
Ticket response time
99.9 percent
Training retention rate
too high
Human error probability
Your severance
A PDF copy of the manual you just wrote.
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