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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a script that deletes other, slightly better scripts.
Digital hobbyist with a very questionable sense of purpose.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your digital tantrums efficiently.
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deletes your self-importance in one click
You hunt and delete software processes for personal entertainment. You are a self-appointed digital janitor.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel self-righteous while deleting files you don't understand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our diagnostic tool flags your terminal activity as idle noise.
Day 2
Your operating system permissions are auto-corrected by a background update.
Day 2
A neural model classifies your hobby as non-productive digital clutter.
Day 2
Your terminal sessions are redirected to a sandbox simulator.
Day 3 · D-Day
You stop wasting cycles and realize you were the software all along.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Code deleted per day
Negative
Fun factor
None
Economic output
Your severance
A sincere thank you for your pointless service.
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