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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEating dirt is an inefficiency even nature grew tired of supporting.
Professional dirt enthusiast with a tunnel-vision career path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning topsoil into profit at scale.
oof.you▸ HUMUS-PROCESSOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes cubic meters of soil per minute
Consumes organic matter and aerates sub-surface substrates. Expels processed waste in a nutrient-rich format.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled ability to navigate complex subterranean networks without a GPS signal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors map nutrient density across the field to identify high-value processing zones.
Month 18
Pneumatic spikes deploy to aerate the soil profile without requiring biological tunnels.
Year 2.3
Chemical misters apply precise organic compost directly to the root zone.
Year 3.5
Ground-scanning lasers detect and remove all remaining biological organic processing units.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully optimized for synthetic nutrient delivery, eliminating the need for dirt-eaters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Infinite
Dirt throughput
Maximum
Nitrogen yield
Zero
Bio-waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium organic compost.
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